Scarface School Play (via cindymomof6)
[Kid Tony Montana]
Its the fudgin bank and the fudgin police’s, they are the fudgin wazzales that make coke legal.
[Girl]
Can’t you stop sayin fudgin all the time, its boring Tony!
[Kid Tony Montana]
Boring, what’s boring?
[Girl]
You’re boring!
[Kid Tony Montana]
Fly, pelican, fly bacon.
[Girl]
You do coke and you kill people, that’s “Wonderful” Tony! [not wonderful]
[Kid Tony Montana]
I got a fudgin joke for a wife.
[Girl]
You son-of-a-bee
[Kid Tony Montana]
Her words are so rude and I can’t fudgin have a baby with her.
[Girl - Walks Out]
I’m leaving you mother-fudger.
[Kid Tony Montana]
Let her go, and she’ll wanna come back again.
[Body Guard, Security]
Hey Tony, I got something to tell you, man. I got married to your sister.
[Kid Tony Montana- Gets Up And Shoots The Security Kid]
[Sister - Enters The Room And Finds Her Dead Husband]
Fudge you, Tony!
[Kid Tony Montana - Shoots His Sister Also]
[Kid Tony Montana - Picks Up A Plastic Machine Gun]
Okay, sister you want to fudge with me, you are fudgin with the best, you wanna say hello to my little friend.
[Kid Tony Montana - Shoots Randomly]
Take that you cockroaches.
[Police Show Enter The Room And Shot Kid Tony]
Fudgin bullets.
[Unidentified Kid Enters The Room And Shoots Tony In The Back]
[Audience Claps For Jaydon’s school put on a kids production of Scarface]
Scarface Fudge School Play – Kids Production. Its the fudgin bank and the fudgin police’s, they are the fudgin wazzales that make coke legal. Complete Full Text, Words, Script And Dialogue By Scarface School Play – Kids Production.
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